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1 Some time after these events, God put Abraham to the test. He called to him, "Abraham!" "Ready!" he replied. 2 Then God said: "Take your son Isaac, your only one, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah. There you shall offer him up as a holocaust on a height that I will point out to you." | |
聖經係神所默示, 佢自己就唔係咁樣claimed 打個比喻, 你個仔要考取潛水証書, 你明知佢係游到200米, 你都要佢put to the test喇, 因為旁觀者唔信嘛, 要証明。個test 係做俾人睇。唔係做俾你睇。 正如天主put 約伯to the test, 佢一早知約伯實pass...係塞住撒殫同俾在天庭唔信既天使睇。 B按 天主是全知, 無話其他的天使, 妖魔都係全知。 | |
咁您認為吼佢就跳水我就嗌“咪住!嗱,大家都啦,犬子都就黎跳落水,您地大概都應該信佢遊到200啦?係咁綺得啦,畀幾分薄面唔L駛做到咁足卦?”咁得唔得呢? 好似我嗹仔個陣有套臺灣劇唔記得乜名,每逢埋牙開片就嗌“咪住”全劇悶到發mo. 若要表演畀撒殫同天使睇,咁就應該由得亞伯拮死佢,唔係點會信呢?連我都唔信啦 | |
人哋當年風靡全台灣架 唔收得都唔會拍到256集喇 就係鍾意佢句: 咪住! 往手! | |
其實都得架 你拎住個PADI牌, 你肯簽名, 條友就拎到潛水証書架喇, 你肯孭飛咪得囉 (記得之前亞「逃出」話佢張diver cert 都係咁嚟) 天主係叫停, 佢肯孭飛, 簽張certificate of faith 俾亞巴郎。 | |
所以條L樣咪咁水皮囉 | |
“你一日唔跳我都唔知你會唔會跳㗎” | |
好似信耶穌,唔係人人都要信到做神父修女既境界,做個普通信徒都ok喎。 所以,玩潛水亦唔係人人都要玩到有PADI牌架喎。 神父修女牧師又會笑教友「條L樣咁水皮」咩?無修養喇你。「身」你都未修好,齊唔到「家」,「平天下」更遙遠。 | |
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不如咁: | |
較鐘,你一年做兩次 | |
https://www.earthrace.net/rob-st ... ue-dive-instructor/ | |
所以你都要你個仔游200米, 天主亦要亞巴郎put to test.....(雖然知佢實pass) | |
冇喎, 佢作狀跳水,天主話"各位睇到佢姿勢就估都估到佢得啦..." | |
其實, 天主並唔係走失咗一隻羊就會四圍搵嗰種Dutch shapperd. 佢係全知嘅, 咁佢即係知道唔等阿伯拉罕插死條靚仔, 係昆唔到我嘅,但係佢都照係叫佢做得半lungkun. 即係其實佢根本就唔care我信唔信啦. 如果當時阿巴郎一刀拮死個仔,話唔定我都信咗耶穌好L耐 | |
會架 十年前佢一開聲作狀唱,就俾評判西滿叔「叮」 得勒。⋯我知你唔掂架喇 | |
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你話你會「衰家食尾糊」,臨伸直前先話轉軚未遲嘛。 B按 打80圈先最後嗰舖先開糊? | |
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你跟你老婆嗰間教會呢....衰梗, 認命喇 你跟天主教.....都仲有價講既。 |
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