離教者之家手機版

真情對話錄

沙文 2007/9/8 00:23

Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

訪客得得b 2007/9/8 00:46

我都想過將一些輸到清盤的公司股票，貼在辦公室牆上，
以後遇到持有股票股價下跌時，就望一望牆上的舊傷痕，
心裡就跟自已說，就算情况再差，咪當夠時侯換新牆紙，
改善一下環境囉。

抽刀斷水 2007/9/8 02:08

原帖由 訪客得得b 於 2007-9-8 00:46 發表
我都想過將一些輸到清盤的公司股票，貼在辦公室牆上，
以後遇到持有股票股價下跌時，就望一望牆上的舊傷痕，
心裡就跟自已說，就算情况再差，咪當夠時侯換新牆紙，
改善一下環境囉。 ...

想不到b股仙都有落泊時。

「人生可比是海上的波浪　有時起有時落」－－　愛拼才會贏

加油啊！

沙文 2007/9/8 06:23

換牆紙就話都冇咁易啦，換張銀包相就麻X煩嘞........唔好話換，加多張襯底都驚住走光......

沙文 2007/9/8 12:14

Darling, when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

It's very kind of you, sweetie, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

That's because we aren't married yet.

Step.King 2007/9/27 01:00

原帖由沙文於 2007-9-8 06:23 發表
換牆紙就話都冇咁易啦，換張銀包相就麻X煩嘞........唔好話換，加多張襯底都驚住走光......

袋多個銀包law 死蠢

沙文 2007/9/27 01:08

冇咁多錢可以袋

Step.King 2007/9/27 01:10

原帖由沙文於 2007-9-27 01:08 發表
冇咁多錢可以袋

你都係想袋相之嘛...袋幾多錢你自己就住啦 1蚊都係錢掛

沙文 2007/9/27 01:15

幾乎上當, 連用另一張相襯底都有風險，袋多個銀包實被搜到啦
佢唔駛搜查令架

Step.King 2007/9/27 01:18

原帖由沙文於 2007-9-27 01:15 發表
幾乎上當, 連用另一張相襯底都有風險，袋多個銀包實被搜到啦
佢唔駛搜查令架

香港d 閃卡有一種特野卡可以將閃卡之內再臧一張閃卡是為"閃中閃"
你可以參考下呢種技術你老婆再醒都唔會撕開自己張相離搜掛

抽刀斷水 2007/9/28 17:42

You remind me of the sea.

Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

NO, because you make me sick.